"i'm sorry I wasn't listening, i've literally never heard of you." Wife brings husband to the show and buys front row tickets, and he'd didn't know who the comedian was.

Foreign accents are fun, especially when you get fired from teaching because your ears completely butchered a distressed mother's cry for help.

If marketers can twist statistics to support a claim within their marketing campaign, then what is it that's stopping me from doing it too?

Clayburn Cox opens up about the Corn Saga to a Wisconsin crowd.

Tolerance will fill you with hate, we live in a time where people can't laugh anymore, and everyone takes everything so seriously and everyone is so quick to be offended.

Some people just can't decide.

Tim has some ideas on what it might sound like if people like Bob Marley, Elvis Presley and Guns N' Roses sang our National Anthem.

Jeff Foxworthy is one of the most respected and successful comedians in the country. He is the largest selling comedy-recording artist in history, a multiple Grammy Award nominee and best-selling author of 26 books. Widely known for his redneck jokes, his act goes well beyond to explore the humor in everyday family interactions and human nature in a style that has been compared to Mark Twain’s.

Working to not be called "stupid"

Jeff Allen

Comedian Mike Goodwin on dressing to impress…

Goldilocks like you've never heard before as told by John Branyan. In this clip from his second Dry Bar Comedy special John Branyan once again tells a hilarious fairy tale in the style of William Shakespeare. Whether you're someone who loves a good story, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from John Branyan is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.

Negativity isn't something new, or at least thats what Horace Sanders says in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Horace talks about negative people and how they are no fun to be around, even Jesus himself was surrounded by negative people. Whether you're someone who is trying to get rid of negative influences, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Horace Sanders is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.

The real reason so many latinos join the military according to Carlos Oscar is because they spend so much time dodging grease in the kitchen. In this clip from Carlos Oscar's full special Carlos talks about his experience growing up in a latino kitchen and how his experience is similar to so many others. Whether you grew up in a latino household, or you just enjoy a good laugh, this clip form Carlos Oscar is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.

He'd kick everyone out of his church! ...and other reasons why John Crist couldn't be a pastor.

When your wife is the worst gift giver.

Boomers had everything first, and Nick Arnette is here to tell you all about it in this clip from his full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether its long hair or bell bottoms or even tattoos everything that hipsters think is cool, boomers had it first.

Some things in small towns are a struggle, or at least thats the vibe we get from this clip from Clint Hall. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Clint Hall talks about his small town of Dale Indiana and some of his favorite food network shows. Whether you're someone from a small town, or just someone who loves to watch chopped, this clip from Clint Hall is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.