The perks of going to public school are few and far between, but John Rizkallah managed to fins a few in this clip form his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip, John Rizkallah talks about his jealousy for home schooled kids, but how he's grateful to public school for the lessons he learned.

News headlines the media will never tell you are at the top of the list of hilarious things that Bob Zany is here to tell you! Whether it's a cougar in a motel room, or a number of other hilarious antics, the Bob Zany report is sure to be the best news coverage you'll hear this year.

When your mom has a twisted sense of humor like Mutzie, it makes for some pretty funny stories. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Mutzie talks about some of the pranks his mom pulled on him, and some of the pranks that he likes to pull.

Listen we all know that guy that cleans his plate, now you know why.

Millennials are still the stupidest generation according to Brad Up in this clip form his second Dry Bar Comedy special. Brad Upton is back and funnier than ever in this clip form his second Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Brad Talks about his experience growing up and the hilarious nick names they used to give to people.

Mike Paramore is the guy you fight to sit next to in a movie theatre, on a long car ride, or during a boring lecture. ​His natural ability to infuse everyday situations with energetic, uplifting humor, combined with a natural ability to put you at ease is key to his personal brand of comedy.

#EricaRhodes on her latest breakup, being 30, her dad with MS.

Be careful who you give your number to, because you might end up texting Christian Pieper and have no idea. In this clip from his first Dry Bar Comedy special Christian Pieper tells the story of getting a mans number from a waitress and the hilarity that ensues.

Petunia Sings "Popular" From Wicked

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Petunia joins the stage to share some words with Darci and sing some Italian opera.

Three little pigs is a classic fairy tale, but when told in the language of William Shakespeare it becomes something completely different. Whether you have an extensive vocabulary or one with less words in your vernacular, you're sure to enjoy this amazing story telling experience from John Branyan.

Air travel isn't what it used to be, or at least thats how K-von feels in this clip from his second Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip K-von talks about the different airlines you have to choose from when flying and how they aren't quite what they used to be.

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Petunia joins the stage to share some words with Darci and sing some Italian opera.

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The Most Loyal 7-Eleven Customer Ever

There are a lot of things you didn't learn in elementary school and Alex Velluto is here to tell you why thats ok. In this clip from one of his MC sets Alex talks about what he spent his primitive years doing and what really mattered most when playing the Oregon Trail Game.